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    巡警在森林里抓到一個捕狐貍的男子,指控他未經批準擅自捕狐貍違反了《捕獵法》必須罰款。

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    男子又說:“是真的,它喜歡在森林里玩耍,但只要我一吹口哨,就會回到身邊!”

    巡警有些好奇:“這我倒要看看了。”

    于是把狐貍放進森林……“好,現在我看你如何吹口哨把狐貍叫回來。”

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    昨晚和媳婦出去吃飯,吃完后叫服務員結賬時,發現我沒帶錢包。

    就對媳婦說:“你來結賬吧。”

    可她說:“錢花完了,以為你帶著。”

    當時那個糗啊,一屋子人看著。

    媳婦讓我在哪等著,她去取。

    沒辦法,這能這樣了。

    過了好一會,這貨回來了。

    還一臉壞笑,對服務員說:“我是來贖他的。”

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